4 year old calls 911 for math help
(Source: awesomephilia.com)
Tracks
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Track Name
Get Back to Hogwarts
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Album
A Very Potter Musical Soundtrack
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Artist
Darren Criss, Joey Richter, Bonnie Grueson, Devin Lytle, Lily Marks, Sango Tajima, Tyler Brunsman, Lauren Lopez, Dylan Saunders, Ensemble
DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNNNNNNNNNPLiNGPLINgplIGNPLIINGGG
underneath these stairs I hear the snares and feel the glares of my cousin my uncle and.my.aunt. plINGPLINGplING cant believe how cruel they aarrrre and it STINGS my lighnting scarrrrrr to know they’l nEvver ever give me what I wha-ant
I know I don’t deserve these awful ruuules made by the dursleys here on Pri-i-IvAte DRiv-ihih-veeuh
cant take thsees stupid muggles
but despite all of ma struggles
I’m still AliIIIiiiiiiiiiiVEeeeeeeeIMSICKOFSUMEMRNADTHISWAITINGAROUNDDUNDUNMANITSSPETEMBERANDIMSKIPPINGTHISTOWNDUNDUNHEYITSNOMYSTERITHERSENOTHINGHEREFORME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
GOTTA GET BACK TO HOGWARTS
GOTTA GET BACK TO SCHOOOOUUUUU-OL
GOTTA GET MASELF TO HOGWARTS
WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS IM COOOOUYHUHUOULLL
(Source: inthepeppermintwind)
THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO OF ALL TIME
(Source: mustbethemusicwhenwewereyoung)
oh and i was in barnes and nobles today and my sister picked up 50 shades of grey and was like in all seriousness what is the book about and i said tori it is an erotic novel and middle aged women who can’t get laid masturbate to it and this man behind me started laughing so hard he walked into a book shelf
I made a thing…
Daisy by Ben Torode.
NOPE NOT OKAY TOO MUCH CUTE NOPE NUH-UH
I have these weird moments when I wonder if I’m really mentally insane, and everyone is playing along to humor me. #whatbullyingdoestoyourconfidence
I haven’t done anything productive all day… this is a serious issue.
(Source: breezybecky)
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
THIS JUST MADE ME SO ANGRY
These guys don’t know each other. They literally sat together just because they were both wearing stripes.
The blue guy walked in and stopped and was like “Yo! Stripes!” And the red guy started nodding and was like “striiiiiiiiiipes”
Best. Trend. Ever.
BLESS YOU
I owe you a pancake.
They were the footprints of a monstrous pancake.
I could cut myself slapping that pancake.
You have never been the most luminous person in the world, but as a pancake of light you are unbeatable!
Sherlock Holmes is a great man, and some day, if we’re very very lucky, he may even be a pancake.
Consider me to be, my dear pancake, very sincerely yours.
One more thing, for me, pancake… don’t… be… eaten.
Not your pancake.
There’s been a pancake.
Not our division.Anderson, turn your pancake, you’re putting me off.
The clue is in the name. Janus Pancakes.
Well this is a pancake, isn’t it Sherlock?
Oh don’t be stupid, there’s someone else holding the pancake.
That was brilliant, absolutely brilliant.
That’s not what people usually say.
What do people usually say?
Pancake.Is yours a pancake?
No, it’s not! It’s not pancake!
Keep your pancakes fixed on me.
Pancake rush.
There was never any pancake, doofus!
THAT’S WHAT PANCAKES DO!
You know what he calls you? The iceman and the pancake.
JESUS CHRIST IT WAS THE PANCAKE!
What is it like in your funny little pancakes? Must be so boring.
“Brilliant Anderson.” “Really?” “Yes, brilliant impression of a pancake”.
(Source: shevlock)
tumblr listen i’ve seen you achieve some great things
the fluffy chicken was one of our greatest achievements yet
and now i have a request
my parents said if this post gets 700,000 notes then they will (attempt to) send me to america to finally meet my best friend!!!
i know 700,000 is a stretch like damn gurl but hey plane tickets cost a lot and they know you can get 500k for a chicken so
WE ARE GETTING YOU TO AMERICA
it’s so weird when people say like “we should focus on EQUALITY, not just feminism!” because like
buddy
*whisper voice*
thats what feminism is
*whisper voice*
no it isn’t
*regular voice now* yea it is
*God’s Voice* Yes, it is. Google defined feminism as, “Noun:
The advocacy of women’s rights on the grounds of political, social, and economic equality to men.”
EQUALITY.
(Source: itsvondell)
Being a fan of a series for so long that the characters who used to be older than you are now younger than you.
