If you’ve never read Shakespeare’s plays, you’re missing out on some quality zingers.
If you’ve never read Shakespeare’s plays, you’re missing out on some quality zingers.
Annabeth Chase favorite Quotes.
Request by anonymous.
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one-more-miracle-dont-be-dead:
if you’re ever having a bad day, just remember the guy who founded match.com’s girlfriend left him for someone she met on match.com
(Source: fake-suicide-of-genius)
my sim got nudes
my sim got nudes
wait that’s my sim’s husband in my game
he’s cheating on me
that simho
you’re all welcome
consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:
♛ sherlock meme | nine scenes [7/9]There are two types of people.
(Source: rosetylear)
John Green is weirdly attractive
i really hope he doesn’t find this
if he does
i will kill each and every one of you
I am literally only reblogging this so that John Green has more of a chance of finding it.
one of the best games on Tumblr: MAKE JOHN GREEN FIND THE THING
He found it on another thread
(Source: kittykirk)
I tried to scroll past this.
I really tried. sorry.
The poor bird will never get anywhere ever
Do you ever feel like you’re going no where in life?
This = me trying to do my geography homework
(Source: thefrogman)
fake-smiles-and-shattered-hearts:
i am in physical pain
The lemonade one is getting me so mad
no post has ever made as angry as this one does
THE SPRINKLE
I lost it at the sprinkle
I need to lie down for a second
GOD STOP
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO A KIT-KAT BAR?
THAT PIZZA THOUGH. OH, POOR PIZZA
this looks like a cover of a murder mystery book
(Source: catasters)